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From Carolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.

Adam's guest today, Pete Holmes.

Plus, Adam, Larry Miller, and illustrator Michael Naren helped pick winners in our rich man poor man contest with Allison Rosen on news and Paul Bryan on sound effects.

And now, a rich man who was once a poor man, Adam Carroll.

Yeah, get it on.

Got to get it on no choice, but to get it on mandate.

Get it on.

You can see me in Durham, North Carolina, coming up this Thursday, January 19th. Coming up soon. Good day, Bald Brian. Take a little time to be quiet. And Michael Nairn. Good to see you, buddy. Very necessary. And your older brother, Larry Miller, in studio. All I can say is watch the bald stuff tonight. Oh, yeah. Ooh, outnumbered for a change.

It's balds versus jufros. That's right. Because Allison is going to stay on the side on this, but you might wind up in the galley rowing tonight. Well, she can fend you off with a hot comb. I got nothing. I'm natural, baby. Just a little moose in your eye and then I make my escape. I think I speak for the moment.

I say, what's moose?

Yeah.

All right. One of your fraternity brothers. Oh. Moose. Moose. Let's see. Michael Naron is here. Michael's, he's an American success story. And the reason Michael's successful, well, what are you doing now, Michael? What did you do? Well, maybe it didn't work today. Oh, no. Yeah, we had, we worked today. And parking was

generous. Even at the Cleveland show? I'm not sure. I didn't check. Interesting. It's a different

section of the floor. Let's check that. Who are you working for, Michael Nairn?

The family guy.

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