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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Paul and Jimmy

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.536.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2010

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Since Adam is doing shows in Texas, Paul Gilmartin is filling in as host. Guesting on the show is Jimmy Pardo, but Jimmy points out that normally Paul is the guest on his show. Paul says his plan for the show is to take calls discussing Awkward Sexual Moments. He tells his own story from his teen years, and Jimmy chimes in with his.



Jumping into your calls, stories vary from a guy who gruesomely lost his virginity, and a guy who dealt with a woman who had bowel control issues. Overall, Paul and Jimmy are horrified by some of the stories, wishing they were 'more fumbly' and 'less vomitty.'



In the second half of the show, Paul opens by contemplating where in time he would go if he had a time machine. He starts discussing guitar player Django Reinhardt, an incredible musician who played with two fingers. They also talk about Tony Iommi, who lost part of his fingers in a sheet metal accident, but was inspired by Reinhardt to keep playing. They also chat about Woodstock, and some of their musical guilty pleasures.



Going back to the phone lines, listeners have a wide range of times and places they'd like to observe: from the 1920's, to the time of Jesus, to watching your folks get it on. Jimmy thinks it's a crap bit, but the calls keep coming.



Listen to Jimmy Pardo's podcast: Never Not Funny. Find more info at www.jimmypardo.com



Or follow him on Twitter @NeverNotFunny.



Thanks to Paul Gilmartin for filling in for Adam. Check him out at www.paulgilmartin.com



Follow Paul @PaulGilmartin



In today's Stitcher Extra Content, hear more from Paul and Jimmy: http://landing.stitcher.com/?srcid=428

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

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0:15.0

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0:25.0

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0:27.9

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0:33.8

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0:45.8

This week on Life Lessons with Jim Carolla.

0:49.4

Let's say a big black guy said to you, you know, back off old man. What would you do?

0:54.7

Back off, of course.

0:57.1

Meet the lighter side of Jim, only on the Ace Broadcasting Network.

1:02.6

I thought we'd start off a little, what can't have him complain about it?

1:07.3

Everything's bigger in Texas, even the complaints.

1:10.5

Barbecue sauce, all right?

1:12.3

I don't like the fact that there's like 174 styles of barbecue sauce and everyone has their own cake.

1:18.8

Oh, this got a lot of vinegar and some duch and some lemon in it.

1:22.8

I like the ones with the screw top and the thick glass or the picture of the drunken black guy on front.

1:29.2

The lone brow man comes to the lone star state.

1:33.2

See Adam Carolla at the Addison Improv in Dallas, October 5th and 6th.

1:38.0

And at the improv in Houston, October 7th through October 9th.

1:42.4

Hey, Texans, I'm coming to town, so get your tickets at Adamcarola.com.

1:51.9

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

2:05.1

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California,

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