ACS: Patton Oswalt
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2011
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
In studio today is comedian Patton Oswalt. Adam talks to him about his new book, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland, and the experience of recording the audio book. The guys also chat about making up the words to songs, and the benefits of having a flexible career.
Adam talks a bit more with Patton about his work on a cancelled sitcom, and trying to balance it while filming a movie. Adam recalls his own frustrations during the casting process, and the 'funny' execs who can't pitch good jokes.
In the last part of the show, Alison returns to the news. The guys offer their thoughts on hangover cures and experiments on rats, and also talk about Octomom doing fetish porn. Wrapping things up, they talk about a ferret biting off somebody's fingers, and the importance of organ donations.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, it's Donnie. |
| 0:01.9 | Hey, I got some good news. |
| 0:03.4 | Our Brea Improv January 13th live podcast show with guests, Dana Gould, Andy Dick, Doug Benson is sold out. |
| 0:11.2 | But here's some better news. |
| 0:12.5 | We're adding a second show. |
| 0:14.0 | That's right. |
| 0:14.9 | We're adding a second show at the Braya Improft, but tickets are already going fast for that one, too. |
| 0:19.8 | So you better jump on it. |
| 0:21.2 | See you there. |
| 0:37.6 | Welcome to the show. Welcome to the but get on, mandate, get on. |
| 0:39.2 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:41.6 | Patton Oswald there, buddy. I blew through that one. |
| 0:42.5 | Yeah, I love it. |
| 0:43.6 | Patton's such a sweetheart of a guy. |
| 0:46.8 | I was talking to someone just the other day about what a nice, generous, real guy you are. |
| 0:58.1 | And in a business filled with anxiety and just sort of fucked up people and competitive people. You were just one of the nice ones. |
| 1:04.7 | You were talking to me. Oh, I was saying you were one of the nice things. I remember that. |
| 1:10.2 | I was going off about how everyone in this business is just a frightened, crawling little |
| 1:16.0 | bastard and I'm the only guy with real heart. |
| 1:18.0 | Remember that? |
| 1:19.0 | I was saying that. |
| 1:20.0 | Yeah, but someone was telling me you had a huge cock, too. |
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