ACS: Patton Oswalt

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2015

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Patton Oswalt joins for the first show of 2015! The guys talk about their holiday breaks, thoughts for the New Year, and what people are willing to do for a free t-shirt. (Original Airdate: January 5, 2015) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:27.7	These moments are the gifts that last forever.
0:32.7	And right now at Guitar Center, with the season's best deals on the very best selection of gear,
0:35.5	it's not too late to get them their favorite gift this year.
0:40.0	Our expert team of musicians will help you find the right instrument or pick up a guitar center gift card so they can choose.
0:42.5	Guitars, drums, digital pianos, DJ gear, accessories, and more.
0:47.8	Music is a gift like no other.
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0:52.8	In store and at Guitar Center.com.
0:55.2	Hey, happy holiday.
0:57.0	Oh, Merry Christmas.
0:58.6	Screw that.
0:59.6	Not in all that holiday talk.
1:01.4	We're having a holiday party.
1:03.5	We're having a goddamn Christmas party.
1:05.1	That's what we're having, people.
1:07.1	You communist holiday folks, pack up your weak asses and take it home, man.
1:13.0	Christmas, that's the way I roll.
1:16.1	And I'm an atheist.
1:17.2	I just like the way the pine smells.
1:19.5	I like it.
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