ACS: Patton Oswalt

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2012

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Patton Oswalt hangs out with Adam and the gang to chat about dealing with paparazzi, Demi Moore's hotness, and his dad's work as a test pilot. They also play a round of Totally Topical Tivo Trivia, and go through the day's news. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	I got an idea. How about we make this Valentine's Day a day you'll never forget with an
0:06.7	amazing offer from our good friends over at Adam and Eve.com. Oh, they got such a deal for you. Through Valentine's
0:14.2	Day, receive 50% off just about any item. Just go to Adam and Eve.com. Find over 18,000 adult products.
0:23.7	Huh.
0:24.3	I travel with 19,000 adult products.
0:28.6	I mean, that's just carry on.
0:30.6	Come on, Adam and Eve.
0:31.7	Step it up a little.
0:33.5	I'd say 18,000's enough.
0:35.9	Oh, they got toys.
0:37.0	They got lingerie. End endless selection of DVDs.
0:41.0	And with every order, you receive our romance kit.
0:45.8	Free, including a toy for him and a special massager for her.
0:50.9	Do the massager math.
0:52.9	And, of course, a free adult DVD. Plus, free shipping on your
0:57.9	entire order only when you enter the offer code Ace. That's A-C-E. That's Ace at Adam. Oh,
1:06.3	almost said my last name. That's Ace at Adam and Eve.com. Ace at Adam and Eve.com.
1:11.0	Ace at Adam and Eve.com.
1:19.2	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
1:34.6	From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.
1:41.5	Adam's guest today, Patton Oswald, plus Allison Rosen on news, Bald Brian on sound effects, and a round of totally topical Tebow trivia time today.
1:46.2	And now, he was also snubbed for an Oscar nomination, Adam Carolla.
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