Thanks for listening to the Adam Carolla show on podcast one.

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Adam Carolla is unprepared.

Live all winter long.

We'll get Adam to get on stage and free ball.

Totally unprepared with no material at all.

He's going to go. It's going to go. It doesn't go. prepared with no material at all he's gonna go he's gonna go

he doesn't know

what the hell he's gonna say

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