Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla Show on Podcast One.

If you take a woman to a restaurant and she can't pick just one

freaking thing off of an entire many what what do you run run like run right now

if it's happening I'll pay your tab just go just be like oh my shoes are on fire. Isn't that weird? And then set them on fire and run out the goddamn door.

If she can't eat, she can't swallow do you understand

Sarah Tiana on the Adam Corolla show

Sarah Tiana here stand a special great stand special on comedy central came out about a week and a half ago as we hear us, but they'll run

the shit out of it, you can find it.

Also Riggles' picks with Rob Riggles, we love Rob and the online show. Props with Sarah, Tiana, and Andrew Santino.

And I said, who's Andrew Santino?

And they said, he's your favorite guy from I'm dying up here so he's the

bearded red-headed guy kind of the main guy I love that guy I love that show I'm sorry it went away yeah I never saw it it was real good I was supposed to as as a comedy store brat like I know I'm supposed to and it's on my list I just haven't

anyway I'm really making getting checkpoints for being a good comic I feel like we need to have some sort of buddy system you know the

other day Brian was talking about his buddy Derek who

works for T.M. Z. I said I'll that's my favorite guy he said I've never seen the

show now we got this going again I

should hook up with Derek or you should watch T.M. Z or I should hook up with Andrew

and by the way I live with a lot of people I mean there are folks I know who could probably use a buddy

for show they watch you know what I'm saying yeah my parents might, fall under that heading. I can go over to

Caitlin's house, hang up his dad. We can get a whole like thing. Right, right. Yeah.

Yeah. It's good. You know, it's hard. I feel like just as a comic, it's hard for me

to watch more comedy at the end of the day like I'm just

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