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All right, let's stay alive people. You should stop because trains can't.

It can be a little frustrating.

You're running late.

You find yourself stuck on a railway crossing and you want to go, go, go.

Trains moving a lot faster than you think, and they can't stop.

Well, they can, but it takes about a mile for a train to stop.

And if you're somewhere in between you're going to get bald up so it's tempted to sneak across the tracks

Don't ever try this trains are going much faster than you can than you expect and can take a train up to a mile to stop as previously stayed.

So let's just hang out, take a breath, listen to a little podcast and go home in one piece.

Your kids will want to hug daddy or mommy when you walk through the front door and if your

kids are in the car especially don't try any of this so if the signals are on the

trains on its way just remember one thing stop because trains can't

Thursday may 16th in downtown Los Angeles.

Corolla Drinks presents the Ten E booze in Book Club, featuring the Pact.

We got incoming, Ray warned through the radio.

It looks like gunships, three of them about 10 miles out,

following the road and coming in from the northeast. Get the hell off the road, everyone.

Pull off to the right here. We'll take cover in the mountains, came Chris's order.

I had been on the giving end of enough helicopter infiltration missions to know what was coming.

I held my rifle close and squeezed my pouches to make sure I had plenty of amo on me.

Not that it would do any good if the gun ship spotted us.

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