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How could I be this unaware of how I look for the rest of the world?

How could I be that in the dark? And I realize it's because when I see myself it's always from the front.

It's usually the bathroom mirror.

You know, I'm bent over, a flattering angle.

I got a soft 40 watt light, I like that very much.

I instinctively suck in my gut without even thinking about it,

just push air into my chest, just kind of think something along the lines of,

you're doing great comings, good job buddy.

It's like meat lover's pizza doesn't even touch you, you son of a bitch.

How do you do it?

How do you do it?

How do you do it? You can't help a dryer making your pants super duper tight, that's

heat and science working against you. That's a dryer's business right there.

Turns out for the front I look like a dude who lifts weights.

From the side I look like a dude who shouldn't it's probably bad for the baby.

Dan Cummins on the Adam Corolla show.

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well no yes yeah we don't do that one at the top. Okay. All right, thank you. Well, I think we did. There you go. Dan Cummins in here. He's back. Good to see you again, Dan. Yeah, thanks for having me. God, I wrote that last bit years ago to shame myself into losing

weight and now I think I'm heavier in my gut than when that came out. So I'm like, ah, damn

it! Keep thinking it's going to happen the next month you know six months it does man I can I can

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