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Dateline Elizabeth City, North Carolina.

A 27 year old man has been charged with felony safe cracking.

When he was caught robbing a Dunkin Donuts.

Definitely not a Jew.

All right, let's see.

We got news coming up next segment.

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dot com say 50% or more on your car insurance. I got favorite tweets. I'll buy you. Do you have it?

All right, let's hear it. Here's the tweets he liked. He didn't reply because he cannot type.

Here's the tweets he liked.

Send him by you to piss him all day and all night here's the tweets he lights.

Nice, Rich Banks.

Let's see, what do we got up there?

So you guys send me tweets.

I read most of the tweets, as much as I can, I attempt to and then I attempt to answer what I can and then the ones that

remind me of something I remind me of something to talk about on this program I then

just hit the little heart button there because I think

that'll be something good to talk about and sometimes people just tell me stuff

like hey the reason your jacuzzi jets turned on by themselves the other night when

you came home at the two in the morning is because it was so cold there's a possibility

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