Thanks for listening to the Adam Carolla show on podcast one.

All right.

Well, the news, always news, always good news.

Well, the news isn't always good, but we're always good in the news.

And then we got Bald Brian hanging out.

We're doing good sports with Damashek.

So that's always good as well. First, life lock. Now, there's something called e-skimming.

Cybercriminals watch online shopping cards to steal credit and debit cards. And the info,

oh man, names, birth dates, passwords, websites, mobile apps. It's a disaster out there. It's an invisible

wild west going on on the internet. They're stealing your info. They're lazy. They want to take

your information and they don't want to leave their house. It's important to understand how cybercriminals are affecting our lives.

Identity theft is another serious issue.

Just get yourself some life lock, would you people?

Someone's identity stolen every two seconds.

You could miss out on many of the threats if you're just monitoring your credit.

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What's inside?

Glad you asked.

With your purchase of the Corolla Christmas stocking,

you'll get an ACS Nativity Scene T-shirt featuring Max Apata as Baby Jesus.

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