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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Michael Showalter

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.536.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2011

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Adam opens the show excited for his man-date to see Drive Angry with Bill Simmons. Adam also talks about being frustrated at parents who support their children, and gets a few jabs in toward Alison and Bill. Alison then opens the news with Dr. Drew doing an impression of Adam.



Also in the news is the official announcement that Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men. They also talk about the feud between Sarah Palin and Kathy Griffin, and the story of a guy who assaulted his mother-in-law in a fold-out couch. The guys also listen to a section of Adam's book, where Adam rants about the hair in MASH.



Tonight's guest is Michael Showalter. The guys talk about his old sketch group, The State, which did a skit about Adam's (and the show's) agent, Babydoll Dixon. The guys watch the clip, and also chat about Michael's new book, 'Mr. Funny Pants.'



Next up is a few rounds of Made Up Movie, followed by a discussion of the day Adam found out about Bald Bryan's brain tumor. Adam also talks to Michael about being a bitter person, and how to channel that energy into something not negative. Wrapping up the show, the guys chat about handsome movie stars that pop out less attractive children.





Check out MichaelShowalter.net and grab Michael's book, 'Mr. Funny Pants'.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You know, I travel all the time.

0:01.3

I get on the plane.

0:02.1

Me too.

0:02.5

And I'm like exhausted.

0:03.6

I'm a zombie.

0:04.0

I don't even know what's going on.

0:04.7

I'm checked out.

0:05.6

Hello, five hour energy in my everyday life.

0:10.3

Not just in my everyday life, but when I travel, I'm alert.

0:14.1

Thank you, five hour energy.

0:15.6

I'd rather be on vacation somewhere with beautiful weather, but instead'm you know what I mean like in the Midwest or something like that and that's what happens and it's uh so you got to you know and the

0:24.4

flavors they have this new delicious Hawaiian flavor five hour energy drink you got to get it go to

0:30.4

five hour energy's website to find over 15 flavors to choose from with flavors like watermelon

0:35.3

tropical burst blue raspberry raspberry. You were saying

0:38.4

peach mango. Eric goes like this. He called me the other day. He goes, dude, have you had the

0:41.7

peach mango? And I go, no. No, not yet. Dude, I've only had the other ones. And I go crazy for

0:45.6

them. So, uh, anyway, there's a flavor for everyone. Check out regular strength, strawberry

0:50.4

lemonade, extra strength, fan fuel, and more. You even have the option to build your own 12-pack or 24-pack.

0:57.1

You choose the flavors, and it's delivered right to your door,

0:59.3

so you can get a little assortment of it.

1:00.2

It's really great.

1:00.9

But if you are out and about,

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