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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Matt Wash

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.536.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2011

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

It's been a whole day since Adam saw a snake, so he's feeling pretty good. He talks with Alison and Bryan about why sitcoms fail, and compares running a studio to managing a football team. He also goes on a rant about focus groups, and wonders why we even need executives at all.

Into the news with Alison, there are people concerned that Osama Bin Laden's death is a conspiracy. Adam stands by his stance that waterboarding works, and says it's completely appropriate to celebrate when evil dies. Alison also mentions a teacher who wouldn't shave until Osama was found, and Adam jokes about his own silent-but-deadly protest. There's also a side jag about Pegasus poop, and Adam talks about Ron Jeremy getting fat while having an on-camera career.

Comedian Matt Walsh comes in next, and jokes with Adam about swimming in the Playboy grotto. The guys also talk about foam soap, and Adam complains about the magic eye dispensers in the bathroom that don't always work. Adam also talks with Matt about his experience in The Hangover, and the guys discuss the very revealing performance of Ken Jeong.

After a discussion about Matt's new film, Alison goes back into the news with the story of Andy Dick's arrest. Adam and Matt also act out how Adam trains his wife to answer the phone, and the guys talk about Anne Hathaway's overly enthusiastic attitude toward everything.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:12.8

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and streaming live on Ustream, thanks to New Techs Tricaster.

0:22.2

This is the Adam Carolla show.

0:25.0

Adam's guest today, Matt Walsh, plus Allison Rosen on News, and Bald Brian on sound effects.

0:32.5

And now, you'd be honored to be his human shield, Adam Carolla.

0:39.1

Yeah, get it on.

0:41.7

Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on.

0:45.3

Mandate. Get it on. Good day, Baldwin.

0:49.1

Hey, guess who just got molested?

0:51.5

Good day, Alson Rosen.

0:53.0

Good day, Adam Carolla.

0:54.5

Yeah, we're doing a live podcast, Universal City Walk Thursday night.

0:58.7

That would be tomorrow night, if you're listening.

1:01.0

Also, Irvine Improv.

1:03.1

Mark Marin coming down.

1:05.4

Funny, funny man, coming down at the Irvine Improv Sunday.

1:10.3

On the 8th, also Schnitzer Theater, Portland.

1:13.9

You guys are doing pretty good.

1:15.0

We've got about 1,100 tickets sold over there, but...

1:17.8

They could do a little better.

1:18.7

You've got to get to about 1875 if you want to beat Seattle, which we're trying to do.

1:26.0

And that's coming up May 14th.

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