Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on Podcast One.

Hey everybody, it's Adam from backstage at the Moore Theater.

We had a little technical glitch at the very top of the show you'll hear a lot about the trials and tribulations of travel anyway.

You miss just about 60 seconds at the top of the live show but don't worry you didn't miss

anything and we fixed it and now we're back so enjoy it in progress and remember

you only missed about a minute.

Phil got up and feels like I want to go outside and I open the sliding door to my office

and everything's real quiet and all that kind of shit.

Hey can I say this, by the way?

How come when my wife is asleep and my kids are asleep

and everyone's asleep, I'm fucking putting socks on my hands to like pick up glasses and I'm creeping around like a

fucking ninja and sometimes...

Your Tom Cruise dropping from the ceiling?

Yes, if the fucking hardwood floor creaks too much, I'll lay on my belly and just go like a

fucking python.

When I'm asleep, when I announce that anyone of my family, I'm exhausted.

I'm going to take a nap 18 minutes later I hear

I'm hitting a fucking pinata yelling go go I'm like my wife doesn't even close

the door to the bedroom I mean it's like door wide open people

screaming people toasting and throwing their goblets into the fireplace like what

the fuck how about a game of yazzi yes but everyone in the house is

asleep and I'm I'm very conscious of that and Phil wants to go out to the backyard, open the sliding door.

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