ACS: Live from the Irvine Improv

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2014

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Adam opens the show by having some fun with the on-stage interpreter. He then talks about his moist toilettes before engaging into a spirited of 'What Can't Adam Complain About.' After a discussion of various Benihana's chef tricks, the gang jumps into Alison's news where she covers the sale of the Clippers, a woman who survived a bear attack, and which country has the best diet. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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