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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Larry Miller

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2009

⏱️ 56 minutes

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0:00.0

And now part two of the Adam Crolla podcast with guests, Bald Brian, Larry Miller, and New England Patriots linebacker, Jr. Say How.

0:22.2

Well, Teresa is heading toward Dr. Phil and heading toward our studio, Larry Miller.

0:28.6

Dear, dear friend. Good to see you, Larry.

0:30.0

Hey, pal, same here. And Teresa says, also as a dear friend, says she's going to Dr. phil but i just want to point out she's probably

0:39.4

at a gin mill right now oh my yeah she's probably getting tanked and let's be honest nothing wrong with

0:44.2

that yeah it's already 11 11 30 in the of a day well you know it's why somebody ought to open a bar

0:50.5

called the therapist or the gym you know what by the way because you can say to your wife i therapist. Or the gym.

0:53.4

You know what, by the way? Because you can say to your wife, I'm going to the gym. I'll be the therapy. Actually, I'm going to swing by the gym, and then I'm going to the therapist. And they sit there and get toasted all day long. The quality of bars is it's so implicit for thousands of years that it is therapy. Yes. Maybe they don't even, maybe they can think it's redundant to use the word therapist.

1:11.1

I'm just saying like the bands who call themselves

1:15.8

free beer so it gets posted. I wanted to start a band called Post-No Bills because it'd be all over

1:22.3

every construction site in North America. Can't get away from. Can't get away from Post-Nobiles.

1:28.2

These guys are everywhere. And plus, it'd be one of those things where people would go, you're going to see P&B tonight? You know what I mean? You get that cool initial thing. You know, you've arrived when they turn you into an initial. And the answer to that is, no, but I'm going to get some free beer. By the way, that when Marriette Hartley was hosting the CBS Morning Show, when I was Baby Comics with my friends, and I was on the CBS Morning Show a bunch, and I used to start teasing her for some reason, and we'd sit down in the head of it. That was Robert Osborne, we're to do movie reviews there. And I was used to tease her because it was 8 in the morning.

2:03.6

I used to say, you know, after this, she's probably going to the local gin mill.

2:06.6

She's probably getting loaded.

2:08.6

And she left, she's such a doll. I like her so much.

2:10.6

Then it turns out she wrote a biography, an autobiography, a year later that was, she was a terrible alcoholic and she actually was I used to tease her

2:19.1

because it seemed like the last thing in the world this human would be doing would be going out to get

2:24.7

loaded at 940 it it happens a lot in life where I was actually at a birthday party once and somebody

2:32.6

picked up a box you know just a size of a medium sized box. And she said, oh, she sort of shook it a little. And she said, I wonder what this could be. And I said, well, you know, it's a crock pot. And the person that bought it for him said, you asshole. And I said, I'm just kidding. And she said, well, it is. And I said, well, now you just out outed yourself. I wasn't the one who outed you. And she's still angry at me for just making my retarded gas. Well, but of course she is because you're a guy and you'll have to say stupid things every so often. The classic. This is male, by the way. Yes. Because we could shut up. We don't have to speak. The classic, the extreme, the gold medal winner is the going up to a heavyset woman, which we've all done once in life and said, so, when do you do? And her answer is, I'm not pregnant. And then you say, oh, I beg your pardon, I'm just going to go over here and open up my wrists. Donnie and I saw a movie at the Arklight a couple of nights ago at the Arklight

3:27.4

Theater, by the way, that was sold out.

3:30.7

So thankfully, they have a gin mill over there, so we went in and we went to go buy

3:37.5

ticket, and the movie was sold out.

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