ACS: Kirk Morrison

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2011

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Adam opens the show discussing the 'odyssey' he had this weekend while traveling in the mid-west. He complains about locals not telling him the appropriate time to get to the airport, and how the theaters take all your money through their fees. Adam also rants about today's youth and people yelling in hotel hallways at 6am.

Adam welcomes both Kirk Morrison, and Dr. Bruce to the show next. Adam talks with Kirk about having to change his NFL number, and some of the owner-player conflicts currently plaguing the league. Kirk and Dr. Bruce also discuss the life expectancy of a football player, and talk about performance enhancing drugs.

As Dr. Bruce moves into his medical news segment, he brings up the death of Osama Bin Laden. Adam is still waiting to discuss the heroism involved because he's been burned too many times. The guys also debate what this will mean for airport security, and Adam wonders why Osama wasn't sold out much sooner than now.

Discussing more medical news, Dr. Bruce describes a particularly graphic medical condition, and reveals the unfortunate news that flushing the toilet with the lid open will aerate your feces. The guys then cut live to CNN, streaming in front of the White House, and Adam predicts someone on the left will soon be on-air complaining about all the cheering in the US. Alison then wraps the show with news about the Royal Wedding, and the NATO airstrike that killed some of Gaddafi's family.

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