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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Kevin Nealon

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2010

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Comedian Kevin Nealon guest hosts today's podcast and discusses rebelling against parking tickets, Saturday Night Live, and Weeds. Then, Super Dave Osborne calls in to tell some dirty jokes See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

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0:05.5

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0:11.4

Hey, pimps and hoes. It's the ace man here for my good buddies over at Adameneve.com.

0:17.1

Now they got, well, I'm not Jewish, but, you know, the wheeze is hillbilly Jew.

0:22.6

They got what they call such a deal for you people.

0:26.1

You go to Adameneve.com.

0:28.9

You can get 50% off everything they have over there, plus three free adult films.

0:35.3

And when you go to Adam and Eve.com, you just punch in Ace and you get the three free adult films and when you go to adam and eve.com you just punch in ace and you get the three

0:40.3

free adult films plus again half off everything they have under their super erotic umbrella so what do you do

0:50.2

go to adam and eve.com and tell them, Ace sent you.

1:07.1

Hey, everybody, it's Kevin Ealing, sitting in for Ace Man, Adam Carolla.

1:11.9

And I was really looking forward to doing this podcast.

1:15.7

I've never done one of these before, but I've certainly been a guest of Adams for many, many different shows.

1:21.1

I go all the way back to Loveline when he was on that with Dr. Drew, and I was on his radio show in Los Angeles.

1:29.8

And I've done this podcast once or twice and it always amazes me how much Adam talks. I mean he just he's got something to say

1:37.2

about everything and I thought I could never do a show like this. But then I thought well if I

1:41.2

just talk about Adam I would have a lot to say because he certainly has a lot to say but he just you could give him anything. I even told him this. I thought, well, if I just talk about Adam, I would have a lot to say because he certainly has a lot to say. But he just, you could give him anything. I even told him this, I said, we should, you know, we should just go, you should do an act. And I'll just throw up questions. And you could talk about it because he always comes up with funny stuff. And every time I mentioned to him that he's got something to say about something, he never comments

2:01.1

on it. He just comments on something else. So that proves my point. He's got a lot to say about

2:05.8

everything except me complimenting him. I don't think he's good at taking compliments. Am I right?

2:10.2

Katie? He's not good with, he doesn't like to acknowledge compliments. He's very hard on himself.

2:16.3

But, so I was looking forward to doing this, except initially when they asked me to do this show, I was a little hesitant because it's out here in Glendale, and I live in the South Bay, and it just seemed like a lot of work getting out here, especially at this time of the day. It's in the late afternoon. There's a lot of traffic. But then again, everything lately for me seems like a lot of work. I keep hearing myself say that. It seems like a lot of work. No matter what it is, that's the first phrase that comes to my mind. It seems like a lot of work. I mean, whether it's just getting the car washed or even going to see a movie, you know, Because then you think, well, you've got to get in the car,

2:51.0

you got to get, you know, you've got to find parking, and then you've got to get in there and pick out what you want to eat. I mean, I always know what I want to eat. I have the popcorn. I have the popcorn with raisinets. I like to mix the sweet and softy stuff together, and I call that a theater salad. So I always got to have my theater salad when I go to a movie. But again,

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