ACS: Karinne Steffans

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2011

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Adam had a lovely day today, and talks about getting up at 5:45am this morning to roll through radio calls. He talks about the unique relationship you have with the publicist who runs you through the calls, and complains about having to wake up before the dog and rest of the family.

In the news today, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been revealed to have fathered a love-child with a member of his staff. Adam is 'shocked' that a Kennedy woman was cheated on. The guys also talk about Stephen Hawking's claim that heaven is a myth, and Adam goes on a side jag about a familiar Belinda Carlisle song. The guys also talk about a dwarf who's suing Starbucks after being fired, and Alison talks about being a greeter at Sam Goody.

Today's guest is Karrine Steffans, author and 'sexpert.' Adam asks her about her earlier life as a music video dancer and Karrine talks about growing up on St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. Adam finds out more about her career as a writer and sexpert, and jokes about a bad experience he had with edible panties. Karrine also talks about the One-Man Gang Bang, glory holes, and some of the other tricks she's learned for the advanced, adventurous lover. The show wraps up with a round of Blah Blah Blog, where the guys try to match the blogs to the celebrities who wrote them.

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0:00.0	You know, I travel all the time.
0:01.3	I get on the plane.
0:02.1	Me too.
0:02.5	And I'm like exhausted.
0:03.6	I'm a zombie.
0:04.0	I don't even know what's going on.
0:04.7	I'm checked out.
0:05.6	Hello, five hour energy in my everyday life.
0:10.3	Not just in my everyday life, but when I travel, I'm alert.
0:14.1	Thank you, five hour energy.
0:15.6	I'd rather be on vacation somewhere with beautiful weather, but instead'm you know what I mean like in the Midwest or something like that and that's what happens and it's uh so you got to you know and the
0:24.4	flavors they have this new delicious Hawaiian flavor five hour energy drink you got to get it go to
0:30.4	five hour energy's website to find over 15 flavors to choose from with flavors like watermelon
0:35.3	tropical burst blue raspberry raspberry. You were saying
0:38.4	peach mango. Eric goes like this. He called me the other day. He goes, dude, have you had the
0:41.7	peach mango? And I go, no. No, not yet. Dude, I've only had the other ones. And I go crazy for
0:45.6	them. So, uh, anyway, there's a flavor for everyone. Check out regular strength, strawberry
0:50.4	lemonade, extra strength, fan fuel, and more. You even have the option to build your own
0:55.0	12 pack or 24 pack. You choose the flavors and it's delivered right to your door so you can get
0:59.5	a little assortment of it. It's really great. But if you are out and about, you can always pick up
1:03.2	a five-hour energy shot at your local grocery or convenience store. They are everywhere.
1:08.1	Hey, chickapies, my favorite topic.
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