ACS: Jon Lovitz

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2011

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Adam talks about leaving a meeting this morning and being flipped off by another driver. His reaction may surprise you. He also talks about a run-in with TMZ, and goes on a rant about how they're able to legally see which celebrities are on which flights, and ultimately profit off them without permission.

Alison then reads a chapter from her fake pregnancy memoir, and talks about an evening she had at the Carolla house eating dinner. Adam gives her a hard time for taking home her leftovers, and Alison reflects on watching Adam wrestle with the kids.

Tonight's guest is owner of the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Jon Lovitz himself. The guys go on a jag about cameras adding weight, and looking shitty in photographs. Alison then jumps into the news, with a story about a human sample finally being donated to Iceland's Penis Museum. Also in adult news, a patron visiting an adult bookstore was mysteriously set on fire. Later they discuss a blind dog with its own seeing eye dog.

Adam then goes on a rant about french fries, and talks with Mike August about bringing hazelnut coffee to a meeting. Still on the topic of food, Adam complains about stuffed crust pizza, and talks about Jimmy Kimmel's obession with pizza ovens. Jimmy's having a pizza party this weekend with a celebrity chef, and August is not invited. The show wraps up with a story about the Verizon Guy, and a fast paced round of Totally Topical Tivo Trivia.

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