This is Corolla Digital.

The following was recorded at a Burger King drive-thru at breakfast.

Good morning. Welcome to Burger King.

Hey, Sweet P, I'm going to get the two for $4 bacon, egg, and cheese

for sandwich, dear. Well, I've never heard that before. What, Sweetie? No, the way you pronounce

croissant sandwich. Oh my. Oh my, you love it or oh my, just give me my breakfast. Piled high

with thick-cut bacon or savory sausage, fluffy eggs and melted cheese. Get two

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It was just the easiest thing I've done since buttering my biscuit at breakfast.

Not only have I saved hundreds of dollars on my car insurance,

but also the future tiers you were sure to impose.

My heart and my coverage now belong to Geico.

Sincerely, not yours, Tara in Telly Ride.

Geico, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California,

this is the Adam Carolla show.

Adam's guest today, Joel McAil,

with Gina Grad on news and Bald Brian on sound effects.

And now, don't even get him started on the new trailer for the X-Files reunion.

Adam Carolla.

Yeah, get it on.

Got to get it on.

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