ACS: Jim Norton
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2011
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Jim Norton then joins the stage next, and talks about the happy ending massage he got earlier in the day. Adam and Alison question him further about massage etiquette and Adam goes on a rant about why he shouldn't have to tip them. Jim also talks about getting hit on by a dude at a health spa, and Adam recalls his House of Nanking experience in San Francisco.
Before going into the news, a note's been passed around the club that says Justin Bieber was at the show, only now he's left. The guys also talk about the Yemen prison break, the new Miss USA, and George Clooney being back on the market. Later they discuss the new Mormon campaign in Times Square, and Adam compares the miscast billboard photo to the Home Alarm System commercials.
The next news story is Forbes' list of the 27 Highest Grossing Musical Acts of the last year. The guys discuss acts like U2, Bon Jovi, and Elton John, and Adam tries to make the distinction between bad songs and effed out songs. The final news story involves somebody peeing in Portland's water source, which gets Adam talking about all the various places he's enjoyed peeing since he learned that urine is sterile.
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| 0:28.6 | You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network. |
| 0:41.7 | Live from Carolines in New York City And streaming live on U-Stream |
| 0:44.2 | Thanks to New Tech's Tri-Caster |
| 0:46.3 | This is the Adam Carolla show |
| 0:49.5 | Adam's guest tonight |
| 0:51.3 | Jim Norton |
| 0:52.7 | Plus Allison Rosen with the news. |
| 0:59.0 | Ball Bryant on sound effects. |
| 1:02.3 | And Adam answers the audience questions. |
| 1:05.8 | And now, in his hotel room last night, he gave new meaning to the phrase New York Yankee, |
| 1:14.1 | Adam Carolla. |
| 1:30.3 | Yeah, get it on. |
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| 1:39.6 | Welcome to our first East Coast podcast. |
| 1:41.4 | That's Allison Rosen over there. |
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