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From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.

Adam's guest today, Jay Moore, with Gina Grad on news, Paul Bryan on sound effects.

Your bummer stories in a round of Mr. Bride side and a Grammy preview with David Wild.

And now, he never won a Grammy, but he did sit in the audience once.

Adam Carolla.

Yeah, get it on. Not to get it on, no choice but to get it onolla. Yeah, get it on.

Not to get it on.

No choice but to get it on.

Mandate, get it on.

Doss, I think we're a little hot now, at least in my guestination.

Thank you.

Good day, Gina Graz.

Good day to you.

And Bald Brian?

Heavy set guy, racist guy sits in his chair. You're not quite heavy set yet. Give it a few more years, but you're halfway there. Thank you. Speaking of descriptions, Brian, you'll enjoy this. What's up? You know how I feel like there should be a class action lawsuit against the show real sex? Sure. And I'm also convinced... It's a little too real. I'm convinced it was... It's got to be a gaggle of gay dudes or lesbians or I don't know whom behind this thing, but it ain't a straight, titty-loving dude. Yeah. Because there's... I've tuned it. I've been fooled... It has the word sex, and it's on cable. The original title is like real weird sex or real exotic sex. Well, that makes more sense. And it can always... And it started... Real confusing sex. It started like the mid-90s when if you were just scanning through and it's something said sex, you just stop and pop it on. Fuck, yeah. and it's always mistress so-and-so and it's something that's sex, you just stop and pop it on. Fuck, yeah.

And it's always mistress so-and-so, and she's covered and vulcanized rubber.

And if you don't mind a heavyset woman with a German accent who's swinging by her nipples off of fish hooks, then this is for you.

And it's like, this isn't for me.

I just, just the description, Brian. I'm now, I've been burned so many times. Don't even bother. I don't even check in. Hit the okay button. I don't even check into real sex as I'm passing by it. Because you'll see things you can't unsee. Yeah, that's right. You'll be haunted. I was just going by real sex.

It was like Showtime.

They're doing a rerun.

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