Adam has a couple complaints at the top of the show. He thanks Portland for a great show, but goes on a rant about his book publishers for not understanding that he's just trying to sell more books for them. He also rants about Comedy Central censoring his movie, and talks to Alison about attending her sister's wedding this weekend.

In the news, Donald Trump may or may not run for president-but is planning on making some sort of announcement during the Celebrity Apprentice finale. Adam also talks about releasing vs. killing spiders, and talks with Alison about the porn found on Osama Bin Laden's computer. Mike Lynch jumps on the mic as well and talks about discovering porn in his dad's dresser drawer, even though Adam would never find such things in his own house.

Dr. Bruce comes on next, and talks about Adam's daughter's upcoming tonsil surgery. Adam rants about the dicks at airport security and the dick nurses at the hospital where the twins were born. The group then talks about the mummified Playboy playmate, and discuss the hockey player who passed away over the weekend. The segment wraps up with a discussion of CAT scans, buying crab shampoo, and the resurgence of bedbugs.

Today's next guest is Jared Eng, of JustJared.com. Adam talks with him about the early days of the site, and how it picked up steam to nab 100million page views a month. They also talk about Jared's relationship with his parents, and how he was only allowed to watch 30 mins of TV a week growing up. Adam also talks to him about having brothers all named with the same first letter.

The rest of the news opens with a discussion of the sale of the Unabomber's personal affects. Adam compares pictures of the Unabomber and John Holmes. The guys also talk about the opening of the first In-n-Out in Texas, and fast food requirements for celebrities. As the show wraps up, Alison talks to Jared about how he gets his sources, and Adam makes a proclamation about fast food hamburgers.

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