ACS: Illeana Douglas

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2011

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Adam and Illeana Douglas talk about things you never want to hear at an audition, and Illeana helps Alison find her true love. Adam talks about an experience he had earlier today interviewing a rodeo clown, aka American Bullfighter. Adam jokes about the guy's very dangerous job, and yet he is too afraid to travel to Mexico. Adam also rants about comic books and the old guys who still focus on them.

Moving into the news, Alison opens with the staggering amount of money that Elizabeth Taylor's perfume line and estate are worth. Adam complains about how awful it smells, and how his nanny Olga wears it even though he asked her not to. There's also a news story about the open audition for the new AFLAC duck, and also in animal news, an extremely venomous snake has gone missing.

After listening to a segment of Adam's audiobook, Adam talks about an old assistant who wouldn't help him with manual labor. He also talks about the time he took the same assistant to a Tori Amos concert, and how the guy freaked out when he finally got to meet her backstage.

Illeana Douglas comes onto the show next, and Adam talks to her about the exciting cast in her webseries, 'Easy to Assemble.' Adam then discusses the wife-casting process when he was working on his sitcom, and Illeana relates with her own awkward audition story. Alison also talks about her experiences, and Adam talks about auditioning for the Love Line TV show.

Next up is the Tournament of Rosen. Alison admits to having regrets about last night's decisions, but after today's show, the Final Four will be determined. Afterward, Adam talks to Ileana about her own love life, and offers to create a bracket for her as well. The show wraps with Adam talking about why he has to be the dick in the relationship and how the girls can find their better halves.

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1:06.0	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
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1:22.2	From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and available on your mobile device through Stitcher Radio.
1:24.5	This is the Adam Carolla show.
1:27.1	Adam's guest today, Ileana Douglas. Plus, Teresa Schrocer and Ball Bryant for the news,olla show. Adams guest today, Ileana Douglas, plus Teresa Strasser and Bald Brian for the news,
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1:52.0	First, before we get to the show, I want to say good day to Bald Brian.
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2:01.7	Good day, Adam.
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