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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Iliza Shlesinger

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2011

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Adam opens with a rant about shitty Fiesta Mix and peanuts not being allowed on planes. He and Larry Miller also discuss whether or not there was gay porn in the 30s, and complain more about pretzel sticks. Adam also tells a couple stories about his kids.



The first news story of the day deals with Barack Obama's attempts to quit smoking. Alison also brings up a guy who got arrested after asking police about pot growing penalties, and a man who was killed at a cockfight. They also chat about a registered sex offender reading to kids at a local school, and the new church confession ap. Before Larry heads out, they play a round of the Hypothetical Road Trip Game.



Adam talks with Iliza Shlesinger about the new dating show she'll be hosting in fall, and her own dating life. They also talk about her background growing up in Texas, her relationship with her family, and her experiences traveling the world during a semester at sea.



Returning to the news, Adam rants about the California education system, and wonders why we're concerned about cafeteria food when the more important stats are in the tank. Alison also lists of the most miserable cities in the US, and top internet passwords. Wrapping up the show, the guys contemplate the benefits of tying a cherry stem with your tongue.





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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

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0:15.0

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0:25.0

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0:27.9

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0:33.8

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0:43.9

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:57.8

Yeah. Broadcasting Network. From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and now available on your mobile device

1:03.4

through Stitcher Radio.

1:05.0

This is the Adam Carolla Show.

1:07.4

Today, the winner of Last Comic Standing, Eliza Schell Singer.

1:11.3

Plus, Teresa and Bald Brian

1:13.5

battle Adam in a round of Blah, Blah, Blog.

1:16.6

And now, Psychic to the Stars,

1:19.9

Adam Carolla.

1:21.4

Yeah, get it on.

1:23.4

Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on.

1:25.5

Mandate, get it on. Good day, Bob, Brian.

1:29.2

Hey, Adam, it's good to be here. I like to hear the end of that.

1:34.0

Hey, Adam, it's good to be here. I'd like to take you out for an imported beer.

1:39.7

That was when Maya Angelou was on the show. I think...

1:43.6

Who's the dpe as I am.

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