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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Iliza Shlesinger

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.536.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2010

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Adam begins by saying that as humans, 'we're not as good at communicating as the devices we've invented for communicating,' and goes on a jag about the difficulties of trying to sell his other house. Donny's mom is his realtor, and for some reason no one was able to clearly describe to him a tree that needed to be removed. Teresa says talking on the phone is difficult, and in fact had to have a second interview one time just so should could appear in person. Adam also talks about recording a podcast at Comic-Con, and discusses his love for nerds.



Adam also brings up a strange moment that occurred recently when Adam wanted to call Seth MacFarlane after his mother died. Oddly enough, the phone rang within moments of having the thought, and Seth was on the other line. Adam and Donny discuss the weird timing, and Adam talks about trying to meet up with Seth while they were both in New York. Seth plays much larger venues than Adam does, and he points out that Joel McHale does too. They talk more about rich white people problems, and Adam sarcastically suggests 'Let's keep raising taxes!'



In the News, a 12-year-old girl is a hero for using an ipod to prevent a rape. Later, the guy who was arrested for the crime killed himself in the slammer. Adam loves it. Another news story revolves around people who didn't put on their airplane seatbelts, and were treated for serious injuries after turbulence struck. Adam regularly complains about the seatbelt warnings, but his point is that people will ignore them if they want to, and we should stop wasting resources telling people what they already know. The last news story deals with an EMT dispatcher who got his just deserts after ignoring a dying pregnant woman while on his break.



6th season Last Comic Standing winner Iliza Shlesinger comes in studio, and brought her puppy with her. They talk for a bit about being on the show, but Iliza admits she never watched the show before or since. She has some comments on the last story of the news section, and soon she and Adam find themselves politically on the same page with all things American. Throughout the discussion, Adam continually tries to hit on her, but Iliza teases him about looking like a dad.



A few rounds of Blah Blah Blog are played (though they did attempt to start it earlier in the conversation), then Teresa jumps into the last part of the news. Snooki is upset that her friends are jealous of her success, and Iliza jokes that the short girls always start the fights. Adam rags on this whole generation of horrible twentysomething girls, and says 'It never used to be this way [...] Now they're stealing our souls.' The final news stories deal with a black family giving birth to a white child, and somebody who tried to steal a McDonalds hamburger. Iliza reveals disgusting news about the McRib sandwhich, and Adam talks about the weirdly racist owner of the Hungarian restaurant he frequents.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

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0:15.0

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0:25.0

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0:27.9

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0:33.8

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0:43.9

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:57.8

Yeah. Broadcasting Network. From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and now available on your mobile device

1:03.4

through Stitcher Radio.

1:05.0

This is the Adam Carolla Show.

1:07.4

Today, the winner of Last Comic Standing, Eliza Schell Singer.

1:11.3

Plus, Teresa and Bald Brian

1:13.5

battle Adam in a round of Blah, Blah, Blog.

1:16.6

And now, Psychic to the Stars,

1:19.9

Adam Carolla.

1:21.4

Yeah, get it on.

1:23.4

Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on.

1:25.5

Mandate, get it on. Good day, Bob, Brian.

1:29.2

Hey, Adam, it's good to be here. I like to hear the end of that.

1:34.0

Hey, Adam, it's good to be here. I'd like to take you out for an imported beer.

1:39.7

That was when Maya Angelou was on the show. I think...

1:43.6

Who's the dpe as I am.

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