ACS: Harland Williams
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2010
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
In the news, a woman was found dead in a chimney in Bakersfield. Adam and Susanna joke about how she should have done it around Christmastime. Susanne jokes about stalking people in Australia, and Adam asks her about being an Australian Jew. He complains about Jews ruining his bagel experience, and speaks a bit more about Susanna's husband and male emotions.
Also in the news, football player Troy Polamalu has had his hair insured for over a million dollars. Adam goes on a huge rant about 'guys with stupid spirituality' and says he's 'sick of people expressing themselves.' In relation to the news, he thinks Troy should cut his hair above the uniform name, or get out of the league. The last news story deals with a guy who survived a suicide by crashing through the rear windshield of a car.
Harland Williams comes in and teases Adam about wearing make-up and being dressed all spiffy. They then go into a very random conversation about things lighting on fire and black people. Adam talks more about his Tonight Show bit, and how he realized he needed his glasses to read the cue cards. He and Harland also talk about having problems with spelling.
Next up, a round of the Same Name Game. Adam takes your calls to figure out celebrities with similar sounding names who look nothing alike. Harland has difficulties understanding the game throughout.
In the rest of the news, the UK Mirror reports that cocaine makes global warming worse, as it relates to deforestation. Adam says we can't help it that people like cocaine, and admits that he himself thinks it's awesome. Harland then tells a great story about being at Machu Piccu and getting high off coca leaves before exploring the ruins. Adam goes into a bit more depth about his experiences with coke growing up, and the reasons why he doesn't do it anymore. The final story involves the Obama kid's daily lives, and Adam stages a debate at the dinner table to show everyone how unresponsive his stepfather is.
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| 0:00.0 | Don't miss Adam Carolla, live at the El Portale Theater in North Hollywood, September 17th at 8 p.m. |
| 0:06.8 | For tickets, go to Adamcarola.com. |
| 0:09.2 | Adam, live at the El Portaau. |
| 0:13.0 | Adam Carolla, on the road, volume two. |
| 0:16.0 | Get it on, got to get it on, no choice but to get it on. |
| 0:20.9 | The best of Adam's live shows from the Irvine Improv, Ontario Improv, El Portale Theater, |
| 0:26.4 | and Porterline in Thousand Oaks, including what can't Adam complain about. |
| 0:31.2 | Retro porn, you try to stay away from this, you know, line of thinking while you're beating off, |
| 0:37.0 | but at some point you realize these people are dead. |
| 0:43.2 | The Daily Show's Rob Riggle, Greg Fitzsimmons, Dr. Drew, |
| 0:47.0 | and a legendary road trip story with Jimmy Kimmel. |
| 0:50.5 | It's the worst thing I've ever experienced, |
| 0:52.0 | he parted the whole way to Vegas. |
| 0:53.7 | We shared a room that Ted's He farted the whole way to Vegas. We shared a room. |
| 0:55.1 | The Tad's brother farted the whole night long while Tad was snoring. |
| 0:59.7 | And then he farted the whole way home. |
| 1:01.4 | And not only that, when we dropped him off, as the van opened, he farted into the van. |
| 1:08.7 | And wave goodbye. |
| 1:10.3 | Adam Carolla, on the road, volume goodbye. Adam Carolla, |
| 1:11.3 | On the Road, |
| 1:12.3 | Volume 2. |
| 1:13.5 | Available now, |
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