ACS: Happy Thanksgiving
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2015
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is Corolla Digital. |
| 0:11.7 | An appa guy knows not to judge a man by his car's multicolor paint job or absence of safety features. |
| 0:21.5 | Who cares if it's technically old enough to vote |
| 0:24.1 | and the windows are powered by the strength of your left arm. |
| 0:27.8 | Your monthly payment is zero, |
| 0:30.3 | and it'll stay that way. |
| 0:32.1 | Because with over 400,000 parts and a little Napa know-how, |
| 0:35.4 | you can keep anything on the road. |
| 0:37.6 | She may not be pretty, but she's all yours. |
| 0:40.8 | That's Napa Know-Hou. |
| 0:43.9 | GEICO presents unanswerable questions. |
| 0:47.0 | Why are y'-aunts contagious? |
| 0:49.4 | What makes some ketchup fancy? |
| 0:52.2 | Or the big one. |
| 0:53.5 | Why doesn't everyone switch to GEICO |
| 0:55.6 | and they could save 15% or more on car insurance? |
| 0:58.8 | However, you could be a part of the answer |
| 1:01.3 | by switching to GEICO and saving hundreds for yourself. |
| 1:04.5 | Money you could use to purchase bottle after bottle |
| 1:07.7 | of the fanciest of ketchup. |
| 1:09.8 | Geico, the answer to savings. |
| 1:11.7 | Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more. |
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