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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Greg Fitzsimmons

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2011

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Adam and Greg Fitzsimmons both complain right from the top about how difficult it is to sell show tickets in LA. Adam compliments Greg on his confidence, and the guys talk about people who refuse to listen to other people's suggestions. They also discuss back-up dancers and boob glitter, and Adam describes people who act like they don't want to be noticed, even though they secretly do.



Greg begins to tell a story about flirting on an airplane and then having to use the bathroom just before she does. He and Adam give advice on setting up the proper decoys, and Greg talks about the taboo way he likes to relax on the flight. Later, the guys talk about the importance of switching things up in the bedroom and 'amusing yourself sexually.'



In the last part of the show, Adam talks to Greg about his book, 'Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons,' which contains a collection of all the letters Greg's mom would receive from when Greg would get in trouble. Adam also discusses the problems with wine snobs, and talks about his trip to Napa wine country. As the show comes to a close, the guys take a couple listener calls, and Adam talks a little about what his next book will be about.





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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:14.8

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and streaming live on U-Stream, thanks to New Text TriCaster.

0:22.1

This is the Adam Carolla show.

0:24.5

Today, Adam sits down one-on-one with comedian and author of Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons, Greg Fitzsimmons.

0:31.9

And now, Donald Trump's future running mate, Adam Carolla.

0:36.5

Yeah.

0:37.7

Get it on. Yeah? Yeah. Get it on.

0:39.8

Yeah.

0:40.7

Got to get it on.

0:41.5

No choice but to get it on.

0:42.8

Mandate.

0:43.4

Get it on.

0:45.4

Good to see Greg Fitzsimmons.

0:47.6

It's good to be getting it on.

0:49.1

Yeah, it is.

0:50.4

A couple little quick pieces of business, and then it's right up Greg.

0:55.8

By the way, Greg's can be found at Carolines in New York.

1:00.3

That's April 14th through the 17th, and also his book, Dear Mrs. I should say, Fitzsimmons, out available as we speak at Amazon and Barnes & Noble. And we got this cool thing going with

1:13.6

Amazon, this click-through thing, which is if you go to Adamcrawla.com, and you hit the Amazon

1:19.8

button there and you buy Greg Fitzsimmons book, then we get a little love. It's kind of cool.

1:25.6

It's a nice way of helping us without having to dig into your own pocket.

1:30.9

So you're going to go to Amazon, and you're going to buy Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons anyway.

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