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We're on? Welcome to Welcome to Adam Carolla podcast.

This is Greg Fitzsimmons.

I'm your guest host today.

And just to let you in, if you want a glimpse

to the inner workings of the sophistication of the number one podcast

in the world. They literally bang on the glass window to let you know that the show has started.

I'm not making that up. Katie, who probably makes like a penny a week here, is bashing her

hands to tell me that it's time to start. Well, it's an honor.

I don't know how else to describe it.

Adam Carolla is off this week, as I'm sure you know.

He's off last week and this week.

He's taping a pilot for a situational comedy for NBC.

And predictably has with him, Ozzy is in it and Henshi is running it because

I got to think you'd have to go to South Carolina to find somebody more incestuous than

Adam Carolla. He can't take a dump without Donnie wiping his ass, Mike Choffie washing his hands

for him. I swear to you, I don't think the man could function.

He got married because he can't handle anybody outside of a very close-knit circle of people around him.

And so, like a fraternity is kind of the social structure he has lived his life in.

So it's an honor to be here taking over his show for him today.

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