ACS: Greg Fitzsimmons

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2015

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Greg Fitzsimmons returns for a podcast about hilarious old cigarette ads, the new custom mugs at the studio, and Greg's communist father-in-law. AdamCarolla.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This is Corolla Digital.
0:11.6	Advanced Auto Parts knows what makes a car guy a car guy.
0:17.4	It's working through the unexpected surprises that spring up with every project. It's character,
0:23.1	and it isn't rattled by a little thing like a dead battery, especially when you can get a new one
0:28.1	online at advanceautoparts.com and pick it up in store just 30 minutes later. We'll even install
0:34.4	it for free, so you can get back to fixing faster.
0:41.1	Advanced auto parts for guys who love getting under the hood.
0:42.6	Most vehicles, most locations.
0:43.6	See Store for Details.
0:44.9	Castoral.
0:47.6	I'm bathing in it right now.
0:49.2	Hold on a second.
0:50.7	Let me get a hit.
0:57.3	Just took a hit off the castral TX with Magnatech.
0:59.7	That's right. It keeps my parts moving.
1:05.6	My liver was like binding up with my spleen the other day, and I couldn't get it to move.
1:14.8	Not to mention my bowels, and I was like, yeah, castral GTX with Magnatech clings to the critical engine parts.
1:19.2	Up to 75% engine wear occurs when?
1:20.2	Wrong.
1:22.6	I mean, right, in the first 20 minutes.
1:24.4	The car's not even warm yet.
1:25.7	That's the whole point.
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