ACS: Greg Fitzsimmons
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2010
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Jumping into the news, Teresa lists off the highest paid TV Actors. Oprah and Judge Judy top the list, but Jimmy Kimmel is not too far behind. They start talking about Chelsea Handler's book sales, which prompts Adam to talk a bit about his own.
Author Gregory Levey calls in to talk about his memoir, "Shut Up, I'm Talking: And Other Diplomacy Lessons I Learned in the Israeli Government." He talks about his entire experience becoming a speechwriter for Israel's ambassador to the UN. He and Adam also exchange their thoughts on Middle East politics, as well as hot Israeli chicks.
Teresa recalls her experiences on El Al airlines, then returns to the list of highest paid TV actors for the second part of the news. From there, she jumps into a wide variety of stories: Mexico's battle for gay rights, a perverted Disneyland employee, and also Vogue's 1924 Book of Etiquette.
Greg Fitzsimmons steps in, just as Teresa leaves. He and Adam quickly go a jag about the Peanuts gang, and also reggae music in Hawaii. Greg was recently there with his family, and is very bitter about the luau experience.
Adam takes a listener call from a guy who wants advice about marrying a woman who makes three times as much money as he does. Adam complains about his wife never making any money, but Greg tells the caller he thinks marrying a rich woman may inspire him to work harder.
Wrapping up the show, Adam reflects a bit more on Jimmy's presence on the highest paid TV actors list. He and Greg also discuss Adam's recent Live Show in Tempe, AZ. They both recall experiences dealing with club owners, and also doing stand-up across the country.
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| 1:06.2 | This is the Adam Carolla Show. |
| 1:08.6 | Adam's guest today, author Gregory Levy, |
| 1:11.3 | and comedian Greg Fitzsimmons. |
| 1:13.7 | Plus, Teresa Straser's got the news you can sort of use. |
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| 1:43.3 | That emotional rescue song, there's some songs that are horrible, like that song, |
| 1:49.4 | an American woman and other ones. |
| 1:53.4 | But horrible, like Rod Stewart's Passion and stuff like that, horrible with no ending. |
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