ACS: Greg Fitzsimmons and Matt Atchity

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2015

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Greg Fitzsimmons sits down for a podcast about bar fighting, getting hit in the face by a fastball, and being detained by airport security. Plus, Matt Atchity returns to host an Avengers-themed round of the Rotten Tomatoes Game. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This is Corolla Digital.
0:13.4	The following was recorded at a Burger King drive-thru at breakfast.
0:16.6	Morning, welcome to Burger King.
0:17.9	Can I get a bacon, egg, and cheese, sandwich?
0:20.3	Knock, knock.
0:20.2	Um, who's there? Crosanwich. Knock, knock. Who's there? Crosanwich, silly, I told you already. Get two flaky, light, buttery, croissant, sandwiches for just $4. Is this, what's going on? Knock, knock. Get Tukris sandwich breakfast sandwiches for just $4.
0:37.7	Only at Burger King.
0:41.7	Limited time only.
0:42.4	Price and participation vary.
0:44.8	Ah, Z-Clip.
0:46.2	I'm holding it in my pretty little hands right now.
0:50.3	Before Z-Clip, I used to keep my wallet in my car because I didn't want to sit on it because it was screwing my backup.
0:57.9	You can suffer from wallet sciatica.
1:00.2	It's a bulky wallet.
1:01.5	It's on one of your butt cheeks and it's screwing up your posture.
1:04.7	Z-Clip holds up to 15 bills and 8 cards.
1:08.8	No hinges, no magnets.
1:10.9	Your money and credit cards are safe.
1:13.1	Made from solid carbon fiber.
1:15.7	Also comes in stainless steel or carbon steel.
1:19.2	You know, sometimes people think it's money that lets people know you've arrived.
1:23.8	In this case, it's the thing that's holding your money that lets people know you've arrived.
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