ACS: Greg Fitzsimmons and David Wild

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2012

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Greg Fitzsimmons helps Adam and the gang take relationship calls, and also jokes about booking stand-up gigs in Bogota, Colombia. David Wild is also in studio to introduce you to songs you don't know but should. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:14.4	From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.
0:20.5	Adam's guest today, Craig Fitzsimmons,
0:23.4	plus Bald Brian on sound effects, and a visit from David Wilde. And now, rant and roll,
0:30.9	Hall of Fame inductee, Adam Carolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate. Get it on.
0:38.6	Got to get it on.
0:39.8	No choice but to get it on.
0:42.0	Mandate, get it on.
0:43.8	And good day, David Wilde.
0:44.9	Good day, sir.
0:46.8	Glad to have you on the program.
0:48.2	And good day, Bald Brian.
0:50.7	Wipe your ass after you take a sloppy shit.
0:57.2	Both Allison Rosen not in today. She will be in tomorrow. Do not worry. She's doing fine. Could you have a hologram, you know, sort of. Oh, yeah. That seems to be all the rage.
1:02.6	Yeah. No, no. Better yet. Eat more pussy. That's right. We do. She'll always be here because of
1:09.3	bald brine. I have hemorrhoids. Oh, so many things. Fitzsimmons coming in. David and Wilde and I are going to talk a little music. I got so many complaints. I don't know where to begin. First off, I was running a little bit late because I was at my kids' softball game or soft hardball game, T-ball game.
1:27.9	You have the cushy balls?
1:28.8	Cushy ball.
1:30.7	And tell me what I'm supposed to do with this.
1:33.7	I take a birdie to the butt.
1:35.1	This is where it's all gone wrong.
1:37.9	Sonny has decided that he will be the only player on his 21-man roster not to wear his hat when he goes out in the field.
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