ACS: Greg Fitzsimmons and David Wild

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2013

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Greg Fitzsimmons returns to chat with Adam about sitcom marriages, farting in front of your significant other, and the cancellation of Alec Baldwin's MSNBC show. David Wild also plays some Thanksgiving music, and Bald Bryan reviews The Hunger Games Catching Fire. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:14.4	From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.
0:20.5	Adam's guest today, Craig Fitzsimmons,
0:23.4	plus Bald Brian on sound effects, and a visit from David Wilde. And now, rant and roll,
0:30.9	Hall of Fame inductee, Adam Carolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate. Get it on.
0:38.6	Got to get it on.
0:39.8	No choice but to get it on.
0:42.0	Mandate, get it on.
0:43.8	And good day, David Wilde.
0:44.9	Good day, sir.
0:46.8	Glad to have you on the program.
0:48.2	And good day, Bald Brian.
0:50.7	Wipe your ass after you take a sloppy shit.
0:57.2	Both Allison Rosen not in today. She will be in tomorrow. Do not worry. She's doing fine. Could you have a hologram, you know, sort of. Oh, yeah. That seems to be all the rage.
1:02.6	Yeah. No, no. Better yet. Eat more pussy. That's right. We do. She'll always be here because of
1:09.3	bald brine. I have hemorrhoids. Oh, so many things. Fitzsimmons coming in. David and Wilde and I are going to talk a little music. I got so many complaints. I don't know where to begin. First off, I was running a little bit late because I was at my kids' softball game or soft hardball game, T-ball game.
1:27.9	You have the cushy balls?
1:28.8	Cushy ball.
1:30.7	And tell me what I'm supposed to do with this.
1:33.7	I take a birdie to the butt.
1:35.1	This is where it's all gone wrong.
1:37.9	Sonny has decided that he will be the only player on his 21-man roster not to wear his hat when he goes out in the field.
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