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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Gary Cole

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.536.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2011

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Adam reflects on his performance in New York, and defends his Guinness World Record for Most Downloaded Podcast, despite the comment that Ira Glass made during the show. Adam also talks about his experience at the dentist today, and then Alison jumps into the news. The opening story is about the conviction of Blagojevich, and the guys discuss how none of the crimes being committed by politicians are very thought out.

Later, Adam hears a story about the LAUSD changing their policy on homework, and goes on a rant about how the cultures that don't focus on education need to start changing their priorities instead of making excuses and bringing everyone else down. The guys also talk about a 95-year-old woman who was forced to remove her adult diaper at the airport, and Adam can't believe how much money is wasted because we're unrealistic when we profile. The guys then listen to another snippet of The Lotzi Tapes.

Gary Cole joins the podcast next, and talks about why he enjoys performing theater so much. Adam also talks to him about how his career is going, and recalls how silly it is that successful actors still have to audition for parts. The guys then play a few rounds of Made Up Movie, where callers give the guys fake movie titles, and they fill in the rest.

In the last section of the show, Alison reads a series of news stories involving animals. Jennifer Anniston got a tattoo of her old dog's name, and the World's Ugliest Dog has officially been crowned. There's also a story about activists who believe pets should no longer be allowed to be bought or sold, and Adam talks about the love and loss of his first dog. As the show wraps up, the guys discuss Florence Henderson's revelation that she had crabs in the 60s, and Adam tells a personal story about sharing a bed with a buddy who had crabs as well.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:14.8

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and streaming live on U-Stream, thanks to New Tech's TriCaster.

0:22.2

This is the Adam Carolla show.

0:25.2

Adam's guest today, Gary Cole, plus Allison Rosen with News, Paul Bryan on sound effects,

0:32.9

and a round of made-up movie.

0:35.6

And now, the next owner of the L.A. Dodgers, Adam Carolla.

0:41.2

Yeah, get it on.

0:42.5

Got to get it on.

0:43.3

No choice, but to get it on mandate.

0:45.4

Get it on.

0:47.5

Good day, Baldwin.

0:49.1

I have a terrible sense of humor, and I think you're funny.

0:52.1

Good day, Allison Rose.

0:53.4

Hello, Adam Carolla.

0:55.0

Yeah.

0:56.1

Excited to speak to Gary Cole.

0:57.9

Coming up live, by the way, you can see the live show from Carolines with Mike Barbiglia

1:03.6

and Ira Glass.

1:05.3

Iard Glass walked out on stage and did, it's like one of the things I thought about

1:09.8

later on where he walked out on stage and he went's like one of the things I thought about later on where he

1:10.8

walked out on stage and he went uh so you guys are uh number one Guinness Book of World Records

1:17.1

podcast huh and I said yeah and he said how's that verified they just come out and verify it

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