ACS: Eugene Mirman

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2011

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

A sound byte from Bald Bryan prompts Adam to talk about producer Bob Evans, and how he likely discovered cocaine. Adam also proposes a Battle of the Blowhards competition, and suggests a scientific test to measure brain activity. Alison then jumps into the news, talking about the MMA fighter who wanted to take on Obama in a match, and how the Church is getting involved with how people name their kids.

Adam goes on a rant about why he doesn't like Conan O'Brien, even though he considers him to be a talented guy. They also talk about an online dating site, which prompts Adam to ask Alison about her own dating life. When she says she's looking for a guy with a sense of humor, Adam goes on a rant about how unfunny most 'funny people' are.

Eugene Mirman of Bob's Burgers comes on the show, and talks with Adam about the experience of recording an animated series. Adam also talks with him about being a 'special ed' student, and has Eugene speak to him in Russian. Jumping back into the news, the group discusses abortion statistics across the country, and terrible prison food. At the end of the show, Adam jumps on the phones for a round of Hobo Power to hear your most disgusting stink stories.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:14.7	From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla Show.
0:20.4	Adam's guest today from Bob's Burgers, comedian Eugene Merman,
0:25.3	plus Allison Rosen on News, Paul Bryan with the drops, and a round of hobo power.
0:31.9	And now, friends, Romans, countrymen, Adam Carolla.
0:37.3	Yeah, get it on. Yeah, get it on.
0:39.5	Got to get it on.
0:40.4	No choice,
0:40.8	but to get it on mandate.
0:42.5	Get it on.
0:44.9	Good day,
0:45.5	Ball, Brian.
0:46.2	You can have stars up the ass.
0:48.2	It's not on the page.
0:49.6	It's not going to be in the screen.
0:51.6	The name Bob Evans gets in. It was just on TV. It's a great movie. And then on my 47th birthday, a 19-year-old night. I went into a bathroom, and she opened a box with mysterious white powder in it. And I said, what is this concoction? What kind of sorcery if you whipped up? And she said, put a little on your nose. It'll make
1:12.7	you feel better. So I tried it. And I said, what is this called again? Popane? No, cocaine, she said.
1:20.6	And actually, you know, I got plus if trying to smuggle in 14 kilos in 2019 broad.
1:24.9	Is that from sisterhood of the traveling pants? Every. I just love, I love in the kid stays in the picture when he gives a description of how he was introduced to cocaine. It was a beautiful 19-year-old who introduced. By the way, he's just a 43-year-old producer in Hollywood. What would he know about cocaine in the 70s? Living in Jack Nicholson's house. Yeah, living in Jack Mills and House. No way he'd heard of this mysterious white powder. Right, right. This new thing. At least admit you've heard of it. I mean, before I had tried cocaine, nobody said, hey, you want to try some mysterious white powder? And I went, what was that?
2:01.0	What was that?
2:01.4	Was that talcum powder?
2:02.9	I did the cocaine math.
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