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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Eddie Ifft

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.536.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2011

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Adam talks about his nice evening hanging out at Jimmy Kimmel's along with the whole family. He complains about not being able open the battery hatch on his daughter's new toy, and can't understand why the manufactures don't include the right tool. The group also talks about a suitable replacement for the term 'fag hag,' and Adam goes on long rant about not being alerted to the results of his MRI sooner.

In the news today, faux-baby daddy Rogelio Baena is now suing Arnold for falsifying a state document that said Rogelio was the father. The guys examine who's really the badguy in this scenario, and whether or now the lawsuit will have any weight. Also in the news is a tweeted crotch shot of a would-be mayor, which gets Adam on a tangent about sitting next to a porn star on his flight home over the weekend. The guys then spend several minutes trying to figure out which porn star it was.

Comedian Eddie Ifft is on the show next, and Adam asks him about a documentary he was working on, which deals with how the rest of the world views America. He talks about being booed as an American touring Europe during the beginning phases of the Iraq War, which starts Adam off on a jag about why people resent the one's trying to help them. Eddie then talks about a bad experience he had after eating a pot brownie, and how the drug altered his perception of life around him.

Adam recalls his own experience seeing Sex and the City 2 high out of his mind, and talks about a particularly funny moment for him when he yelled at the cheering women in the theater. The guys then wrap the show discussing some of their more memorable movie theater experiences.

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1:16.6

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

1:26.7

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and streaming live on news stream, thanks to New Tech's Tricaster, this is the Adam Carolla show.

1:36.7

Adam's guest, comedian Eddie Ift, plus Allison Rosen on news, and Walt Bryan on sound effects.

1:49.5

And now, Born Again Gangbanger, Adam Carolla.

1:56.0

Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice, but to get it on mandate. Get it on.

2:02.5

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2:06.4

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2:09.3

It literally is a cockle heater.

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It's a cockle warmer. It's a cockle warmer.

2:12.1

Hey, man, you got leg warmers.

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