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From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.

Adam's guest today, Dr. Bruce,

plus Bald Brian on sound effects,

and a round of Blah, Blah, Blog.

And now, Mother of the Year, Adam Carolla.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, get it on.

Got to get it on.

No choice but to get it on. Mandate. Get it on. Sound all right to you, Dawson? All right. It's kind of a little weird to me. Good to see you, Dr. Bruce. Great to be here on Mother's Day. Good to see you, Baldwin. Eat more pussy. Yeah, Allison Rosen, not in today, but that's all right. We got Dr. Bruce. We're doing, we have a virtual

Allison Rosen in and Dr. Bruce is going to fill the voids, baby. Oh, so much to talk about. Mother's Day.

Oh, he's weird for me. Everything in my family's weird because it's weird.

Then my family's weird with each other.

Why are you being such a rag?

They don't, we don't know each other that well.

What'd you do for your mom on Mother's Day?

Where don't we want to go?

Well, I had, you see, I have this problem with my life, which is I made a promise early and often when I, when I, I sized up my parents when I was probably 11 or 12.

And I remember thinking...

Eat more pussy.

And then I thought...

I see, that's called yes and.

I thought, well, you two don't want a whole lot to do with me right now.

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