Allison Rosen. This week on Allison Rosen is your new best friend, Janet Varney.

I have a question for Gary. Okay, so I'm the only female around these parts, these parts being the Adam Carolla offices and studios and all that. And we all have a good laugh. Whenever anyone farts or burps, then they always go, Allison. And I say, oh, excuse me. Do you guys act any differently when I'm not here?

Ooh, good question. Not really. Like, I'm just wondering, is it like a fart free-for-all

when I'm not here? Because it's pretty farty when I am here.

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Adam's guest today, Dr. Bruce, plus Allison Rosen on news and Bald Brian on sound effects.

And now, the Prime Minister of Rance, Adam Carolla.

Yeah, get it on.

Got to get it on.

No choice, but to get it on mandate. Get it on. And welcome to the show. Good to see you, Allison Rosen. Hello, Adam Cirola. Once again, new best pal, Baldbrien. Mushrooms plus anything's going to equal fun. Went to Bald Brines with the Misses on Fridayiday night had a nice little dinner with them why

didn't you tell me i was there yeah uh they had uh lovely food lovely appetizers lovely wine we had

nice time we had such a good time that was just sort of looked up and it was 11 o'clock at night

we're just eating dinner. I'm very European.

Yeah. And when we have kids, you get used to eating at literally like 5, 5.30. So, yeah. It was like a fire drill. That's like, oh, my God, it's 11. It's one of those. It's always like, there's always that nanny factor. Like, uh, told Olga we'd be home about 930, maybe 10, and then you look up and it's 11 o'clock and you're not getting home until 1130. But, uh, beautiful house. Are you impressed with the quality of the house? Because I feel like for a star house is pretty, yeah, that's exactly right. I've said it once. I've said it a thousand times. Never a better time to be poor and stupid.

That's my time.

Oh, thank God.

You know, you can get a sofa.

You can get a flat panel television.

You get all these things.

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