ACS: Doug Benson

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2012

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Doug Benson guests, live from the Irvine Improv. The whole gang chats about dads changing diapers, Jessica Simpson, and hooking up with the creepy guy at work. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This week on Ace on the House.
0:04.9	Decay tells me paint the flat midnight blue.
0:08.7	It's nighttime. Midnight blue.
0:10.5	And I go, all right, paint it midnight blue.
0:12.9	And the guys give me midnight blue and we start painting it.
0:16.4	And the whole time, Lou is going, don't you want to call George and verify this color with him?
0:23.5	And I'm like, it's midnight blue.
0:26.0	He said midnight blue.
0:27.0	We're painting it.
0:28.5	Don't you want to verify?
0:30.1	I was 316 pounds with 2% body fat.
0:34.9	Okay?
0:35.6	Oh, yes.
0:36.6	You got to talk to Lou. You got to talk to Lou.
0:37.9	You got to talk to Lou.
0:39.7	Check out an all-new episode of Ace on the House this Saturday.
0:43.1	Or visit Ace on the House.com, only on the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:49.9	Available now on Adam Carolla.com, an evening with Adam Carolla and Dennis Prager.
0:55.4	Just as people have a dot on their license, if they want to give their organs over if they die,
1:00.0	and I have such a dot on my license. We should have a dot on our license, red or green.
1:06.7	Just I picked two colors, green, life red for execution.
1:11.4	If I am murdered, I would like my murderer executed.
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