ACS: David Cross
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2009
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, get it on. |
| 0:12.4 | No choice but to get it on. |
| 0:14.4 | Welcome to the podcast and welcome for the first time, David Cross, David. |
| 0:18.9 | Hello. |
| 0:19.5 | Thank you for having me on your couch. |
| 0:22.0 | You know what I feel like? |
| 0:23.0 | I feel like you're one of those smart comedians and I'm one of those jack-off comedians. |
| 0:29.5 | Sounds right. |
| 0:30.6 | And I don't know how, I mean, I know how you got to be a smart comedian. |
| 0:34.8 | I'm not sure how I earned the mantle of jack-off comedian, but... Really? You have no idea. |
| 0:40.5 | Well, okay. I do do a fair amount of jackoff |
| 0:43.1 | humor, but I just mean... I think I'm funny. |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah, well, that doesn't preclude you from being funny. |
| 0:51.3 | Oh, it doesn't? You know, usually the... |
| 0:52.8 | Usually, and I, you know, appreciate you thinking I'm smart. |
| 0:57.0 | I don't think I'm as smart as you're giving me credit for, but it doesn't, usually the |
| 1:03.0 | smart stuff is not the funny stuff, you know, or seen that way. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, well, yeah, maybe you're right. |
| 1:09.0 | Come on. |
| 1:10.0 | What movie, like, give us, give me an idea of some of the comedies that you've enjoyed over the years. Oh, man, like, I'm a huge Animal House fan. I've probably seen that. I saw that when I was a kid, and my mom had to take me because it was rated R. And just, just watched the two-hour documentary on the making of Animal House. |
| 1:31.0 | Really? |
| 1:31.4 | I didn't know that existed. |
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