ACS: David Alan Grier

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2012

⏱️ 111 minutes

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David Alan Grier sits in with Adam and the gang to chat about Grammy winners, performing on Broadway, and lighting farts. Alison also brings the news, and the guys reflect on the best breakup songs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This week on the premiere of Allison Rosen is your new best friend with guest Pete Holmes.
0:08.7	The first time we had oral sex, meaning she, I was like...
0:14.0	Went down on you?
0:14.6	Yep.
0:16.0	I didn't want to say it.
0:16.6	We could just call it if that makes you more comfortable.
0:19.5	It did.
0:20.1	Okay.
0:20.5	The first time she went down on me, I was like, we're going to get married. I wasn't like, ooh, this is amazing. My first blow job. This is going to be hot. I was like, I guess we could look at banquet halls. Like fucking crazy. But what I was going to say, and then we're going back to talking about you.
0:37.6	No, it's the best. Keep it pinging and ponging and baby. Never say keep it pinging and ponging. That's the worst thing. I think I never will. You ever feel something coming out of your? The worst part was baby. I'm so sorry. And pinging and ponging and is the worst. Keep it pinging and ponging. baby. What am I, George Costanza?
0:35.4	I don't know.
0:37.2	Sorry, go on. Pinging and ponging is the worst. Keep it pinging and ponging. What am I, George Costanza?
0:55.4	I don't know.
0:57.2	Sorry, go on.
0:58.6	Check out Allison Rosen as your new best friend every Monday.
1:02.2	Or go to Allison Rosen.com.
1:04.2	Only on the Ace Broadcasting Network.
1:23.0	From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.
1:31.2	Adam's guest today, David Allen Greer, plus Allison Rosen on news and Bald Brian on sound effects.
1:39.1	And now, he's the best in the business, but he's a loose cannon, Adam Carolla.
1:46.6	Yeah, get it on.
1:47.8	Got to get it on.
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