This is Corolla Digital.

I drop jaws when I rode through your town.

My sedan's from Detroit.

You know I don't mess around.

Two hundred six thousand miles. I got fries under seats that are older than you. Some guys pick up girls in the big fancy cars. That's the least fake player, and you know who you are. Come with me, and I'll show you how far dollars can go, because I made my last payment about a decade ago. Got the know-how to keep your high-mileage car on the road? Welcome to the Napa 200,000 mile club.

Sox and sandals not necessary.

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New from Corolla Digital, Roadwork, Volume 1.

What Can't Adam Complain About?

I think we're going to do a little round of what can't Adam complain about. Ten tracks of Adam's best live rants on shit no one else could possibly complain about. The thing that is good about the fake titties is chicks treat them like they're not attached to them. And they'll go like, go ahead, feel them. Good, put your head between them to do the motorboat thing go ahead

good hang a towel on them go ahead good use them like a speed bag no go ahead go ahead go ahead like they do

they make you touch them and then they go look they feel so realistic and i'm like yeah no they feel

realistic but they're up higher than your forehead and you're 51 years old. That's the part that makes me

think they're not real. Available now on Amazon, iTunes, and Google Play. Roadwork, Volume

1, What Can't Adam Complaint About? Click the link at Adamcarola.com. A few days ago, Brooke Tudine

posted an inspirational quote on her wall that got 17 likes and three comments.

Thumbs up, Brooke.

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Well, except for those posters that say things like teamwork, excellence, and make it happen.

Hashtag, keep climbing.

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