ACS: Dana Gould

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2011

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Adam and Dana open the show discussing late night TV ads that are geared to people who clearly don't have jobs. Adam recalls watching these sorts of commercials back when he was bored at home with nothing to do during school hours. The guys also discuss why anyone would want to participate in a $1.89 shrimp buffet, and why comedians shouldn't sell their CDs at the door.

Dana talks about the experience of watching George Carlin on stage, and the guys talk about sticking around after live shows and not having enough time to take all the pictures that people want. There's also a long discussion about the newest breed of empowered pain in the asses: shitfaced 40-year-old women.

After Dana talks about seeing a Tom Waits show, it reminds Adam of an experience he had with John Waite, an English rocker who got drunk and seriously started to get on Adam's nerves. The guys then discuss stupid arguments they have with their wives, and question whether or not people can be moral simply for their own rewards.

The show wraps with Adam and Dana talking about offending audience members when performing raunchy material, and the guys mix things up and play out an imagined conversation between Huell Howser and Clint Eastwood.

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0:00.0	Hey, everyone. If you shop at Amazon.com like I do, you know how convenient it is and how great the deals always are.
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0:15.3	And you can even bookmark them. So you support our show. You get great deals on Amazon, everyone's a winner.
0:21.6	Each time you shop at Amazon, you support us with every purchase.
0:25.6	Unbeatable, convenience, amazing prices, and great shipping rates.
0:29.5	I love Amazon.com.
0:31.3	You should too, and you should use us to get to them.
0:35.2	Thank you, and Mahalo.
0:44.5	Music us to get to them. Thank you and Mahalo. You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
1:03.6	From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, and streaming live on U-Stream, thanks to New Text Tricaster, this is the Adam Carolla show.
1:07.3	Today, Adam sits down one-on-one with Dana Gould.
1:28.4	And now, an amazing man, Adam Carolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate. Get it on. And it's time for a little one-on-one with one of my favorites. Dana Gould, everybody. In studio, he's going to beat the Melrose Improv. That is April 9th. And helium in Portland.
1:35.8	God, that's a great town. Portland, Oregon, April 14th through the 16th, also the CD and DVD.
1:44.0	Let me put my thoughts in you available on Amazon or on Dana's website, www.da gul.com.
1:47.5	Speaking to Amazon, we got a little deal going with Amazon,
1:49.6	which is, it's kind of nice.
1:52.2	It's the click-through thing. If you want to buy something on Amazon,
1:54.7	like you want to buy my book or you want to buy Dana's DVD
1:58.3	or you want to buy a toaster oven,
2:20.2	it doesn't matter. If you go to Adamcarola.com and you click on Amazon from our website, then we get the click-through thing. So the point is, is we get a little rev share. You get a little rev share off that. We don't have to do anything. You guys don't have to do anything. Interesting. Amazon doesn't really have to do anything except for let us wet our beaks.
2:21.8	And it's pretty straightforward.
2:13.3	So if you're going to go to Amazon, and I do go to Amazon, and like I said, maybe you want to buy something related to me or Dana or not from Amazon, if you go to our website and you just click it through our website, Adamcarolla.com, we get a little taste, and thus we keep the lights on around here.
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