ACS: Dan Cummins

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2011

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Adam lost his voice over the weekend, but he still has a couple complaints to get off his chest. Adam lays into a friend of his who brought his dog to the house and ignored a very simple sign. Adam also talks about the rainy weather in Seattle, but thanks the local fans for making it an amazing weekend.

Moving into the news, Alison discusses the recent devastation in Japan, and Adam goes on a jag about nuclear power plants. Gilbert Gottfried is also in the news after getting fired as the AFLAC spokes-duck, and the guys hear some inappropriate tweets from both him and 50 Cent. Before taking a break, another portion of Adam's audio book plays.

Joining the studio next is comedian Dan Cummins. Adam talks with Dan about his degree in psychology, and how he eventually made it out of his small Idaho town to become a comedian. The guys discuss how shitty it is to work for cheap, and debate what they would do in an apocalyptic setting. Dan also mentions the time he attended an antigovernment militia meeting.

Alison then talks about the time she dated a white supremacist. Following that, she jumps back into the news with an update on Jimmy Kimmel, who was recently evacuated from Bora Bora. The guys also discuss National Pi Day, and wrap the show talking about Larry King's potential new career move.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:14.8	From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, in streaming live on Ustream, thanks to New Tech's Tricaster.
0:22.4	This is the Adam Carolla show.
0:24.9	Adam's guest today, comedian Dan Cummins, plus Allison Rosen on news, Walt Bryan on sound effects,
0:33.0	and a round of Germany or Florida.
0:36.2	And now, the best thing to happen to Seattle since Starbucks and grunge, Adam Carolla.
0:42.9	Yeah, get it on.
0:44.7	My voice is shot.
0:45.9	Got to get it on.
0:47.3	No choice but to get it on.
0:49.2	You sound good.
0:50.0	Yeah, it sound awesome, don't it?
0:51.4	I got back from Seattle this morning.
0:53.8	Voice is shot. But the only problem is problem is I have a lot to talk about.
0:59.2	Oh, no.
1:02.0	I got a story.
1:03.1	I got something to tell you that is mind-numbing, and Brian, you're literally going to be out of the dog house with your behavior toward your dog taking a pillow
1:12.8	off of my sofa and throwing it on my ground and then throwing your dog on top of it without even
1:17.4	talking to anyone around here because I found somebody came to my home and far exceeded whatever
1:24.0	horrible notions you ever had about your dog and its entitlement agenda.
1:28.9	All right? So this is going to be good. It's going to be good for you.
1:31.6	You're now forever going to be in second place.
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