ACS: Christopher Titus

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2011

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Christopher Titus returns to address his Sarah Palin controversy, the unemployment situation in America, and representing himself in court. Adam also discusses why he can never lie, and pays tribute to his friend Phillip the Juggler. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, kiddies, Ace Man here. A little go-to-meeting love. Brought to you by Citrix. Oh, it's rough out there.
0:12.1	Not a hail, snow. There's a sleet. I'm not sure what sleet is. I'm from North Hollywood.
0:20.2	Makes a dude who deals weed.
0:22.7	I've got to look into that sleet.
0:24.4	Anyway, you want to host a meeting online?
0:26.7	You want to do it from your computer?
0:28.6	How about your iPad?
0:30.2	How about your iPhone?
0:31.1	How about your Android mobile device?
0:33.4	You can download the free app.
0:35.7	You can start joining meetings today, the second.
0:39.7	Ten minutes ago.
0:40.9	That's right.
0:41.4	Comes with a time machine.
0:43.3	Go to meeting.
0:45.0	It frees you up.
0:46.8	Work from the home.
0:47.7	Don't worry about the weather.
0:48.8	Why go out on those icy roads?
0:50.6	Work from home, baby.
0:52.1	Have a nice hot couple post them.
0:54.5	You want to try it for free? 45 days. A 45 home, baby. Have a nice hot couple. Post them. You want tried for free? Forty-five days.
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