ACS: Bill Burr

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2011

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Adam, Alison and Bald Bryan are joined by comedian Bill Burr right from the top of the show. Adam talks about a mani-pedi experience he had to discuss with his son, and also talks about passengers who freak out at the way you drive. Adam also talks about the MRI he had on his knee yesterday, and tells stories from his early football days. Adam and Bill also talk about the Tour de France, and go into a discussion about the pros and cons of steroids.

Alison then goes into the crowd to field some questions from the audience. Adam talks about some of his pre-show requirements and habits, and also offers his thoughts on how we should handle future predictions from Harold Camping. The guys also talk about a woman who was harassed with a pool noodle and Adam and Bryan review the film Thor.

The next news story involves former American Idol judges eating pot brownies, which gets the group talking about the weird stuff that only happens when you get high. Adam then goes into his experiences on a variety of drugs, and also talks about the time he got carbon monoxide poisoning.

Adam gets upset when he learns that Candyland is about to become a movie, and shares his thoughts on board games. Alison also reports that atheists have the best sex life, and Denmark is halting the sale of Vegemite. Lastly, the guys discuss a Floridian who was attacked with butter, and the fake patron saint of venereal diseases.

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0:00.0	Adam Carolla on the weed.
0:03.8	Well, I've just polished off my first 750 milliliter bottle of cherry mash flavor blended bourbon from our good friends at Jeremiah Weed.
0:14.1	Yes, that's right.
0:15.7	The ace man has put his red wine medicine aside and poured himself a nice, frosty tumbler of his favorite
0:22.7	Jeremiah weed cherry mash. A couple ice cubes, little TiVo, no better way to unwind at the end of the
0:30.3	night. But if you're like my wife, you like the sweet tea vodka. So refreshing, goes down smooth.
0:36.5	Think of it as a high-octane wine cooler without all the
0:40.2	negative baggage. The perfect summer cocktail out on the porch, little sweet tea vodka,
0:46.9	some lemonade and a lemon wedge, a couple ice cubes, you are good to go and feeling fine.
0:52.1	And as I've said before, the weed,
0:54.4	fish will drink of fighter pilots.
0:56.3	That's right.
0:57.0	They do a toast to their fallen comrades
0:59.0	with a shot of Jeremiah Weed.
1:01.3	How can you go wrong?
1:02.5	Believe me, if it's good enough for the fighter jocks,
1:04.5	it's good enough for your whining lips.
1:06.3	Jeremiah Weed.
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