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This is the Adam Carolla show.

Adam's guest tonight, Ultimate Fighter, Big John McCarthy,

plus Allison Rosen on news, Bald Brian on sound effects,

and we'll take your calls in tales from the cheap.

And now, they can take his wisdom, teeth, but they'll never take his freedom. Adam Carolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on mandate.

Get it on. And yes, I had two wisdom teeth removed, right side and left side, as well as a post that somebody put in five years ago and decided, eh, I didn't like it.

Let's go ahead and take that too.

That's nice.

They pull your tooth, then they put a big post, and I mean a big, a thick post.

Thick as a fucking pencil in your mouth, and then you have a little piece of steel that hangs out for about six years.

Right.

And then you never, you never put, you can hang yourself.

Then you never put a cap on it.

And then six years later, the guy goes, no, I'm going to take that out.

Stupid question.

What's the purpose of a post?

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