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Hi, everybody. It's Donnie. Hey, believe it or not, Adam's going to take some Skype calls with the professor, Sandy Gans.

For Carcast, this Saturday, October 3rd, from 11 a.m.

until 1 p.m.

So if you have any car-related questions, Adam and the professor are going to take your calls

on Skype.

The Skype number is Adam Podcast.

That's Adam Podcast.

This Saturday, October 3rd, from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.

And now, today's podcast.

Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice. But to get it on, Bay Ling is in studio.

You're a very interesting person, Bailing, as I read your bio.

Thank you. I was like, this is a very interesting place because I got lost. I saw Twain.

My God, I thought I was back to Asia again. I got lost

totally. I was asking three men in the guest station were together like, oh, I go drunk.

You guys have bullet trains. We have slug trains. Nice though to see them. The trains?

Yeah. Yeah. Our trains don't go fast like your trains. Really? No, I think faster. Do you take them and just outside of your door? You should take them to New York. They should, except for they're going to places I don't want to go to. And we can't have fast trains here because we have too many Mexicans sleeping on the tracks. Oh, really? Yeah, they park their pickup trucks on the tracks and go to bed. It's a big problem we have out here. You guys don't have that, so you can have fast trains. Yeah, we have signs all over the things that are like, don't hop the fence and don't sit on the track and don't picnic on the track. We have a lot of dumb people in this town. I have horses outside somewhere. I just was like sitting in the row. There will be horses. I feel like in another planet. Yeah, there are horses out here. We have really slow modes of transportation. We have slow trains and then we have a horse. It's Nice. Yeah. So now where are you from?

From the moon.

I'm like a jet lag.

Just landed here.

I feel like I'm always like spaced out, naturally high.

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