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Welcome back to the podcast.

Dear, dear, dear, dear friend, Andy Dick.

How are you?

Andy, I believe this is your third appearance on the

podcast. Am I the winner? Not in life, but in terms of the podcast? Absolutely. I hate you. Well, I just want to be

clear. I know. I have regrets. You have regrets? Yeah, I used to be able to say I have no regrets, no regrets, no regrets.

Now, I believe when a person says I have no regrets, I believe that they are either too young,

or they are lying, or they just haven't recognized some of the things they have done that they will be regretful

for. They haven't recognized them as regrets yet. Well, we're also, as society goes, sort of

creating a society where it's somehow frowned upon or people don't have regrets or they exactly i'll give you i'll give you an

example you know and before you go on that's what i'm talking about i think when i was younger i thought

it was a bad thing to have regrets now i have to be honest and say there are things i would have done

different and i have regrets well i would we will get. No, we don't want to get into the

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